dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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