one two three fourrrrnication!
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
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Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
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