Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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