about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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