Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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