Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
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You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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