All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
It's just like the Real World with babies
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Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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