I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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