Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
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Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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