so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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