Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
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No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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