can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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