Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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