:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
