I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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