I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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