i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
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i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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