WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
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the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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