He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
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This is the high leading the old right now
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
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I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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