I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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