She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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