I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Randomize
