If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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