Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
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bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
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Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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