I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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