Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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