Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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