Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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