i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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