Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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