I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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