he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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