How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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