clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
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I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
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Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize