this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
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He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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