Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I understand Curling. That high.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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