This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
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I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
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I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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