Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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