brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
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we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
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I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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