White coat. Heels.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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