I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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