You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I love you. Go after that dick
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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