Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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