I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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