normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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