gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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