he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
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Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
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You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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