I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
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Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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