They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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