She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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