Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
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OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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