She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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