omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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