So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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