Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
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He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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