Whod you bang
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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