can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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