last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
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So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
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I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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